Weren’t we all thinking this?
Poofy haired Jem from “Jem and the Holograms”
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
"You Are My Sunshine" is either the sweetest fluffiest song or the saddest damn thing based on the context
every single popular teen novel and movie more like
Also wanting lupita to win rather then jlaw and not supporting jlaw isnt putting 2 girls against each other its taking an active decision not to support an actress who’s been known to be fatphobic transphobic ableist and many other shitty things
Legit criticisms about what jlaw has done isnt hate its pointing out the fact shes done gross things and ppl are totally allowed not to support her because of the terrible things shes said and done
Things trans ppl don’t hate cis ppl for doing:
- bein’ cis ppl
Things trans ppl hate cis ppl for doing:
- being transphobic/cissexist
- defending transphobia/cissexism
- tone policing
- dictating how a situation they’re disconnected from should be handled by the people affected by it
- making shitty “STOP BEANG SO MEEEEEEEAN” comics
- taking generalized statements against privileged groups personally
- presenting ludicrous opinions on subjects they haven’t bothered to educate themselves on
- "The Civil Rights Movement would be ashamed of u!"
one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny
the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car
what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny
i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident
is this mr krabs
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”